Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Get Around on the Round About





Music – From the sound system - at present the call and response of a bickering couple. The response is a falsetto: “I love the way you bark.” “I love to do the dog (the falsetto part). The bartender was doing his inventory. Then he gets a ladder and begins to clean the tall mirror behind the bar. I like it in the afternoon when it gets hot outside. It’s cool and dark in here. I’m the only customer and that’s fine with me. He has taken down all the bottles in the racks against the mirror. He whips each one carefully before putting it back. “How often do you have to wipe”, I ask. “I do it once a week. Those down there,” he pointed to the ones below the mirror, “have to be done twice a week. They are more popular.” “They get more fingerprints,” I remark. “Yeah, but we also go through them faster,” he replies. There is a country song playing now: “Sometimes I get mad when people treat me bad… pretty girl to love me with the last same name. When the flowers wilt a big old quilt to keep you warm…” There’s a whining bit of guitar. “…I’ve got the sun to see your blues eyes and tonight you’re in my arms.” There’s a big TV screen above the pool table. On it  are Nazi soldiers in black and white. They are at the mercy of some GI Joes. The Nazis are nasty,  but the big ol’ GI gallookis are merciful of course – the brown things. I go back out into the sun having finishing my pint. I like to ask questions. There is a French laundry two doors down. I ask the Chinese lady behind the counter, “What’s a ‘French laundry’”? “It’s just the name.” she says. I had been in the Elbow Room. It was just a bar just up the way where you can bend your elbow. I had been in there almost an hour and the only other person who came in had come in to drop off a resume. The bartender looked it over. “I’ll make sure it gets passed on”, he had said. When I left a Ska tune had been playing.

What a toe stubbing big rock
            It is that God can’t lift
And then I was told
            It’s all just
Part of God’s plan
            I’m awe struck
I truly am
            And my toe still hurts too

The clouds are moving across the sky faster than I could ever run. One has to get good at what one does. Then that skill is no longer needed. I was good at asking questions, but everyone wants answers now. No one wants to answer questions anymore. As dusk approaches the clouds travel faster and faster. They are racing faster and faster. They become blurs passing the moon traveling at the speed of sound. I listen to my footfall. I try not to trip and fall. Once it did not bother me at all. If I fell I just got up and dusted myself off. Now I worry about breaking a bone. It’s the beginning of the end.

Tourists have space but no time
            A re-creation palace
A collection of people without
            Content but with strong connections
Give them a context
            Send them back in time
Clowns are people with content
            But without any connection
Give them some time without
            Any space

In a state of extraterritoriality:
Aliens, refugees, soldiers, sailors
Airline stewardesses, sex workers
Prisoners, winos, the homeless
The uninsured, pedestrians
Bureaucrats, shoe salesmen
And don’t forget the tourists
            And the clowns

The tourists are waiting
            For the show to begin
The clowns are waiting
            To be shown were to stand
It’s all dramaturgy, you know

Stupidity… testify(s) to a thinking that is not that of representation so much as production, mutations and creation – Clair Colebrook – Giles Deleuze, 2002 p15

The worst place to be poor is the best place to be rich

Walter has found some Betty Boop fabric. He thinks it would be great if we all had Betty Boop Hawaiian shirts. We would all wear Betty Boop Hawaiian shirts when we come in here to the coffee shop in the morning.  A row of old geezers along the back wall all wearing Betty Boop Hawaiian shirt. I  fancy the idea. He has a plan. “I will take one of my old shirt apart and use it as a pattern”, he says. He says that he can borrow Mrs. Boyd’s sewing machine. But button holes have him stymied. He doesn’t know how to do button holes.

I suggest that he get Michael to make them. “He still owes you big time,” I remind Walter. I forget what Michael owed Walter big time for. I think it might have been something that Walter made for Michale’s hand crafted soup enterprise. We all got to help him with ideas for names of his different lines of soap. Some woman up in Washington was importing a soap from Japan called “Fish Off”. It was for removing the odor of fish from your hands, he explained. What about ‘Queer Off’ for washing doo-doo off your do dah. He didn’t care for that at all. Each soap was to have a different blend of essential oils. Jennie was helping with the logo and the packaging. He didn’t like any of my suggestions.

“Does he sew?” Walter asks.

“Oh, yes. Big time”

He runs the idea past Linda. “Oh, no,” she says. “Get a pattern from Britext.” I was all for that. I knew that any shirt of Walter’s was going to be too little for me and too big for Linda. And way too big for the ‘Little People’. Linda even volunteered to cut the fabric and do the button holes.

Walter had been complaining that he had too much time on his hands and yet I doubted that he’d carry through with his project. I stopped by Britext and bought the pattern. Now he has no excuse. “Do you have enough material to do Betty Boop Hawaiian shirts for the ‘Little People”,  I asked.

“How many of them are there,” he wanted to know.

“Oh, their numbers increase and their numbers decrease, but there is never just one”, I told him. “They would need at least a couple. If they need more they can make them themselves.”

“Do they have the of Betty Boop fabric,” Walter asked: “And can they sew?

“Have you ever met a ‘Little Person’ who could not sew or at least cobble shoes,” I asked him?

“No, but then I’ve never actually ever really met a ‘Little Person’.

Anyway Walter has the sewing machine and he has the pattern and he has the fabic and he has friends with all the know how that he needs.  And he has plenty of time. Still there are no Betty Boop shirts. And the ‘Little People’ had said that they would help too. They even said they could make as much Betty Boop fabric as we could possibly use.

“Can you make it out of rayon,” I asked. I preferred rayon to silk. Walter’s Betty Poop fabric was mere cotton.

“Any thing you want,” they said (I always say ‘they’ because there is never just one).

“Can you spin it out of gold?”

“If you supply enough straw.”

“How much is enough,” I asked? Meaning by that how much straw would they need. I guess that depended on how much gold I wanted them to spin. I had a vision. The Little People don’t like it when you get greedy.

First it’s an apprenticeship
Then it is time for servitude
And lastly stewardship
It takes a long time
            To become a dignitary

Twenty years learning
Twenty years conforming
Twenty years expounding
It took a long time
            And now it has been
                        Accomplished
Twenty years to go
            The consequence of
                        Getting old
The difference in longevity
            And the failure to
                        Conceive of a new role
For those of us who have gotten old
            And wouldn’t it have been better
                        Spending a lifetime exploring

There is a lot of forgiveness in a little salt and pepper

The average age of an American farmer is 58.3. A third of all US farmers are older that 65.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Dobbie Gillis and the Little People




I’m in Mississippi and I’m reading Tolstoy on how despicable he found Shakespeare to be. He claimed to have completely read his oeuvre three times, so he’s not just be talking out of his mouth. Mississippi Pubic Radio is all talk. So I’m reduced the reading this because there’s no classical or jazz to listen to. Mississippi has the largest churches and the stupidest people in this country (not that they are related or that there are not big churches and stupid people elsewhere – there are, there are a lot of them). I am starting to feel stupid. I think I’ll go look for a big church. Back to Tolstoy, he does give Shakespeare some credit, he says that he had a certain technical skill which was partially due to his having been an actor. I’m not actually reading Tolstoy but an essay by George Orwell on Tolstoy’s pamphlet in which he pisses on Shakespeare’s leg. Orwell doesn’t agree with Tolstoy. But I have some sympathy with Tolstoy. I find Shakespeare incredibly boring to read. I actually liked him in high school (Romeo and Juliet, The Merchant of Venice). I tried reading him recently and found him boring. Must be because I’m down here in Mississippi. It’s not their fault. The latest theory on obesity – it’s due to the microbial flora in the human gut. Antibiotics and hormones as part of the food chain have dramatically altered the human gut flora according to recent research and that maybe the cause of the our obesity epidemic (of which Mississippi has the nation’s highest incidence). Don’t blame in on Southerners and don’t blame on ignorance and don’t blame in on the Republicans (but it would be OK with me if you did). It’s not their fault. Blame in on factory farming if you must. I’m fat and I’m stupid and I’m proud. Big billboards proclaim the nearest gunshow (Feb 14-16 in Hattisburg). Get an assault weapon. Buy lots of ammo. I haven’t seen a drive-up gun shop but there’s probably one around here somewhere. “Wanta due a drive by? Well drive right up. No need to wait. Title loans made on the dot.” Drive a pick-up truck (hay, wait a minute, I drive a pick-up truck). To buy wine in this state you gotta see a man in a steel cage and even then all he’s got is Gallo in a jug and Franzia in a box.

Most cultures have a complex system of rituals, rules and traditions that limit who can take which drugs, under what circumstances, and with what preparation. An exception is modern Western culture where prohibition means that such natural protective systems cannot develop – Susan Blackman – Consciousness: a short introduction, 2008 p104

“Are you Leprechauns by any chance?”

“No, we just take on the appearance of whatever will blend in” (although I didn’t think they blended in here very well).

“So can other people see you then?” I was worried that the other folks at the bar might thing I was talking to myself

 If you’re worried about it we can erase their memories for you.”

“No that’s OK. They all think I’m weird anyway. They won’t think any different of me after this.  You don’t mind if I think of you as Leprechauns?”

The generic name we prefer is ‘little people’”, Psmith said.

“We are not really Psmith and Jones, Jones said.”

“So I could call you guys anything I want. I think I’ll stick with Psmith and Jones.”

 “It’s all the same to us, but we’ve found that ‘Little People’ works best.” 

“Are there always two of you. You sort of remind me of Mormon missionaries, I said. They were wearing black suits, black ties and white shirts but had on no shoes. Their feet, I notice (I look under the table) are hairy and they both smelt like wet dogs.

They had just come in form the dessert, Jones told me.  “Which desert would that be, I had to ask.” There was no desert within a thousand miles of here.

“The Sahara”, Psmith replied.

Then it hardly seems appropriate for you gust to have wearing suits out there in the desert, I added.”

“You didn’t ask what we were doing in the desert, Jones said.”

“No I didn’t, I replied. I give up on trying to make any sense of this.”

“Good, said Psmith, so now we can get down to business.”

“Brass tacks, Jones said. We got something we want to run up the flag pole and see if you salute.”

“Oh come on boys, do you have to mouth off every cliché in the business manual.”

“We find that it help”, Jones replied.

“And I suppose that before you guys leave you’ll tell me to have a nice day”.

“We usually do”, Psmith said.

“We have a manual,” Jones added.

Common sense always speaks too late – Raymond Chandler – Playback. 1958

Scott sat down beside me. “That guy Psmith really puts it away for a little guy,” he says to me.

Psmith and Jones have disappeared. “You know him?”, I asked.

“Seen him around. Him and that other little guy.

“Little People”, I said.

“Yeah,” Scott replied. “Strange little guys. And Mormon missionary too, I understand.  I didn’t know they were allowed to drink.”

“They’re Little People. They are not Mormons,” I said.

“Then what are they”, he asked, “beside being little, that is?”

“I’m not sure. I know they’re not Mormon. But I do believe they are missionaries,” I told him. “They are defiantly on a mission”.

“Are there more of them?” Scott asked. “There’s no circus in town so that can’t be it. Is there a little people’s convention?. I know, they’re remaking the ‘Wizzard of Oz’.”

“I don’t think so”, I replied. “ Sometimes there are more and somethimes there are less but there is never just one.”

Socialism is, essentially, the tendency inherent in an industrial civilization to transcend the self-regulating market by consciously subordinating it to a democratic society – Karl Polanyi

I nuzzle a Poppy Jasper and listen to country music at the Zeitgeist. It’s a biker bar with a beer garden. It could have had a Death & Taxes but I’m not in the mood for a dark ale, not just yet anyway. The waitress is on roller skates. The have porta-johns around the beer garden. There is a big hairy biker wearing colors chowing down on a burger. He’s a big guy but it still takes both of his fists to shove the burger into his mouth. He says he has a burger and two pitchers a day. I don’t doubt it. And I don’t banter with anyone wearing colors. I’ve read my Hunter regarding Angels. One of the gals on roller skates asks for a Churchill and a Stella. “Oh, your so wonderful.” Dirty glasses are hauled in from the garden in stacks two to three feet high. They are washed and refilled and back out they go. It’s an endless cycle. One of the wheeled ladies glides in behind the bar. “This is not really a roller skates day,” she says. I not sure that I know what she means. A guy at the end of the bar asks for a ‘jar’. “Don’t the it sell by the quart?” I ask. “All I know is that they call it a jar and it saves me a trip to the bar,” he replies. “And its not as expensive as a pitcher,” and he returns to the patio with a jarfull. “I love chocolate chip cookies….life is so good….oh, really…right on…that’s awesome”. The bar fare here is minimal – burgers, brats and fries. It’s the beer and the comradeship that brings em in here. Big charcoal grills sizzle. Big mamas, little mamas, all kinds of mamas and their daddies. This is the only beer garden that I’m aware of. This is not a back yard bar-b-que town. It’s too rainy, foggy, dreary. Not a lot of  good Christian fun. It’s not that kind of town, thank God. I kinda like the place. But I don’t want to get too comfortable here. That’s the easiest way to get into serious trouble. I have two beers and I move on.

The best of places
Are the places
Where you grow older
Without having to get
            Any wiser
If you do
You gotta move on
You lose you’r place
            If you get wise

Some people say, “How can you live without knowing?”. I do know what they mean. I always live without knowing, that is easy. How you get to know is what I want to know – Richard Feynman – The Meaning of It All

Supposedly short term memory can hold only seven items at a time. It’s the same as the number of items in a group that you can recognize without counting each one. Are the two abilities – seven items in short term memory at a time and seven items in a group - related? Does seven times seven mean something?

For the age group 30-50 health costs rose by more than 75% (faster than even that of the elderly) between the years 1987 and 2000. The main causes were depression, angioplasty, diabetes, hypertension and musculoskeletal injuries

The chairs lifted from the porch to the table, and the sorghum set out, and the butter, sugar, salt, pepper, a spoon straightened, the lamp set at the center; the eggs turned; the seething coffee set aside; the meat reheated; the biscuits looked at; the straight black hair, saturated with sweat and smoke of pork, tightened more neatly to the head between four black pins; the biscuits tan, the eggs ready, the coffee ready, the meat ready, the breakfast ready – James Agee – Now Let Us Praise Famous Men, 1939 p90

What is difficult to measure is excluded

In a modern city if you have noting to do (and if  you’re not broke and on the street), it’s tough to find people to do nothing with – Martin Amis – London Fields

Fly by wire
            Live
In a remote
            Corner
This world is
            A world
This world is
            Live
For those who
            Think young
It’s on auto mode
Nothing gets done
If it’s out of tune
            Space is out there
Muscles need
            Exercise
Or atrophy sets in
The gray cells
            Need to be
            Entertained
Subscribe
            Live young
A whole life long

There are also, in the world, a number of phenomena that you cannot beat that are just the result of general stupidity. And we all do stupid things, and we know some people do more than others – Richard Feynman – The Meaning of it All

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

What Everybody Thinks; What No One Knows



My two little friends are studing for their exams. “Why are you taking an exam for,” I  asked?

They were not students or at least they are not enrolled in any school or at least I thought that that was highly unlikly. They were not studying to become citizens either. The little people have no official status. How could they have? No, you wouldn’t want them to as fellow citizens. They would not make good Americans. They wouldn’t even make good Coratians.  No, our legal system doesn’t apply to them. They had their own, well not really a legal system, but they do have certain notions, some might even say customs. It was not to qualify for jobs. Certainly not. You never want to pay them except perhaps to leave you alone. They were incapable of taking orders for one thing.  Oh they might pull you a pint when the bartender wasn’t looking,  but you’d never want one working behind the bar. They were too full of mischief and cause such shit.  No self discipline, you see. Don’t even know what a clock is. Well they know what it is but they refuse to let it rule them. They have difficulty understanding metaphors. They take everything I say literaly.

“Oh, you’d never understand,”  Psmith said.  He was probaly right, there was an awful lot that I didn’t understand about them.

“Well then, can you give me an example of the types of questions that are on this exam,” I asked.

“That’s your first misconception,” Jones replied. “You see there are no questions on this exam.”

“Then how can you call it an exam?” I asked.

“Well, you see, we ask the questions and they have to answer them.”

“So it is sort of like that TV show Jeporady?” I said.

“There is a very vague simulalrity,” said Psmith. “But it has more to do with the name Jeporady than to the way it is played. This is no game.”

“And by the way,” I asked for I had learned never to make any assumptions when it came to little people, “who is this ‘they’ who is gong to answer your questions?”

“It’s not really a ’they’”, Psmith said, “It’s a him.”

“The Madhi,” Jones replied excitedly. “The Madhi, himself.” 

“Then you guys are Muslims?” I enquire.

“Oh no, we’re not religious. Not in the sense by which you mean the term,” Jones said.

“And,” piped up Psmith, “that would make ua jinns and we’re not that either.”

“Not to change the subject,” I said, “but do you guys have first names?”

“But that is changing the subject,”  Jones said, “and we need to get back to our studies.”

The ‘Mahdi’, the messenger who comes at the end of time, needs his helpers, who are in some ways his guides, even if they are, in truth, only the personifications of the qualities or ‘stations’ of his wisdom… Thanks to his helpers, the ‘Madhi’ can understand the language of animals and can extend his justice over both men and jinn. – Giorgio Agamden – Profanations, 2007

Happiness like stupidity is only a thing we can recognize in ourselves in hindsight. Whosoever realizes that he is happy (or stupid) ceases to be so. I use to be happy and am no longer. However with stupidity, one who says I used to be stupid and now am not may well be wrong.

Whatever we can achieve through merit and effort, cannot make us truly happy. Only magic can do that – Giorgio Agamden – Profanations, 2007 p19

It takes as much corn to fill one automobile tank with ethanol as it would take to feed one human being for an entire year

Throughout our lives, the measure of oblivion and ruin, the ontological waste that we carry in ourselves, far exceeds the small mercy of our memories and our consciousness. – Giorgio Agamden – Profanations, 2007

Forlorn
             Abandoned
                        Chinese
Sleeve dog
Out in the snow
            Shivering
Pick him up
Pick him up
            And cradle him
            In your arms
Drift like a dog
Along the corridors
            Of the strong
            All alone
And shiver
No one will
            Pick you up
Pick your self
                        Up
            Get in harness
            And mush

There is a draft that we must drink or not be fully human. I knew that one must know the truth…or walk forever queer and small like a dwarf – Rebbecca West – The Return of the Soldier, 1919

The largest carbon footprint in the distribution chain of food may well be from the store to the place of its consumption. One gallon of fuel will transport a ton 800 miles by ship or 200 miles by rail or 60 miles by truck, but only 20 miles by automobile. A ton is a lot of groceries. If you buy like most do, it’s probably a lot less than 20 miles. If you make a special trip to get milk it may be more like 1,000 feet per ton (but I’m only guessing – to be on the safe side lets say grocery shopping nets 10 miles per ton – that’s still way more fuels than it took to skip it clear across the ocean).

More than ever, economic rationality is at odds with social rationality. Economic science is not part of the solution to the crisis: it  is the source of the problem – Franco Berardi – After the Future, 2011 p110

Ersatz science
Ersatz science
The object is to obfuscate
After all no one is all that sure

Ersatz politics
Ersatz politics
Confuse and confound
Make them believe
That you are your own opponent

Pseudo debate
Pseudo debate
Watch my lips move
            Elect me President

Around and around she goes
See the little pea, here it is now.
            See it. See it.
Watch it closely
Everybody can be a winner

The last known person employed as a fool in England died in 1746. “Gone are the halcyon days of the jesters” (John Owen, 1654). But alas we till know fools.

You can’t understand a history where you don’t know what is at stake, but you can understand the people which is what gives you an illusion of your understanding their times.

So much nonsense must make sense – Chester Himes – Cotton Comes to Harlem, 1960

Economics is to science what psychoanalysis is to psychology. The bonobo is to man what the fox is to a dog.

The ‘bourgeois’ doctrine of equality always has the suppressed premise that some are more equal than others – Christopher Hill – The World Turned Upside Down p343

Wherever there is liquidity there is a market

Historic towns
            Downtown
Business grosses
            Millions
Spic and span
            Mean dreams
Tourist attractions
Ahistorical activity
Packaged commercial
            Properties

A soldier requires two pounds of rations a day, a horse requires 25 pounds. A pre-modern army could not forage beyond four days march otherwise it would use more provisions than it could bring back to camp. This was one of Napoleon’s basic tenets.

An angry man is always a stupid man – Chinua Achebe – Anthills of the Savannah, 1988

One doesn’t live life as a narrative, but one does cause a lot of trouble trying to make it behave as if life was a narrative. Why is the narrative such a powerful trope? Gods have narratives which men invent for them. Celebrities have narratives which their publicists invent. Politicians have narratives which they themselves invent (or at least their speechwriters do). But none of them actually live such a narrative. Well no one does (did) except for Michael Jackson .

A Fool’s Paradise does not a Golden Age make

It is difficult not to feel that the unconscious aim in the most typical modern pleasure resorts is a return to the womb. For there, too, one was never alone, one never saw daylight, the temperature was always regulated, one did not have to worry about work or food, and one’s thoughts, if any, were drowned by a continuous rhythmic throbbing – George Orwell – “Pleasure Spots”

We do not experience dreams; we remember dreams