Tuesday, May 6, 2014

This Could Be of Biblical Prorportions Or Maybe Not





It’s not that Little People will always lie to you; it’s that they are indifferent to our concept of falsehood and the truth. They wouldn’t know what to do on a true or false examination. They can’t comprehend the concept. They’d make no stab at marking an answer. It wouldn’t do any good to stand them in the corner (they keep complaining that we have a tendency to treat them like children). You’ll have to admit that it is strange, this concept of ‘truth’. It doesn’t exist in anything except for  mathematics. History conforms to established facts; science is based on hypotheses. Religion confuses truth with belief. They make you swear in court to “tell the truth and nothing but the truth,” but what they mean is ‘don’t lie’ and ‘not lying’ and ‘telling the truth’ is not the same thing. So except for mathematics ‘truth’ is indicative of a desire or a willingness to believe. I believe that answer ‘A’ is true. But ‘B’ might also be true, I’m unsure. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. The Little People don’t have any mathematics ( what I mean is arithmetic – adding and subtractions, they have a geometry, a concept of shapes)). They can’t even count. If you hold up your hand and ask how many fingers am I holding up, they will respond with “a handfull”. Or they may hold one of their little hands up and say, “this many”. It is true, that a lie has meaning but a lie is not always a falsehood. It could simply be a non-appropriate response. I chose not to chose either ‘A’ or ‘B’ (and that is the truth). Little People try not to disappoint us. They will generally respond with an answer but it may not relate to the question that we ask them but to what they think we want to hear. Later we will examine their comprehension of the concepts ‘real’ and ‘imagniary’. And that is why (because they have no mathematics, I mean arithmetic – or at least not one based on the concept of numbers) it is said of them that “there may be more and there may be less, but there is never only one,” for there can never be a specific number of them, only a relative number (more or less). It is always possible for there to be none of them. I am thinking about writing a book called “Little People for Dummies”. That is if the word ‘Dummies” is not copywritten, which I suspect it is (Posted – Private Property). The title ‘Little People Made Simple’ wouldn’t make any sense, but the title “Americans Made Simple’ would. And that’s a fact because Americans are. Someone has already done it, someone has already made them simple. By the way Little People make fantastic economists because they are unable to distinguish a real individual from an abstract individual.

More than one-million people are killed in road-accidents each year in developing countries. The economic cost of this slaughter is greater that the total economic assistance provided to these countries. 250,000 Chinese were killed or injured in the first six months of 2003 in road-accidents alone.

The less the bureaucratic subservience, the greater the authority of leadership – Leon Trotsky – My Life, 1930 p280

Gang violence is the least
            Obscene of our systematic
            Violences
It is neighborly
            As a matter of fact
            Quite mundane

On the other end of the spectrum
Is civilized warfare
Precision targeting
With munitions that have eyes

And with or without collateral damage
            It Doesn’t matter
If you have misidentified the target
            Drive by or fly by wire
A bunch of kids playing
            Childish pranks

Stand aside and let the professionals
Have at it and we will show you
            How to do it
On your wide-screen entertainment
            Center tonight
Stay inside, watch it on the big screen
            The predator. Hey that’s
My house
            A lot of fun, reality TV
            The elimination round
Is under way in high definition

It’s only 5:30 but this place is already full. As Bukowski would say, “I like women that no one wants to come near: those who want to know how they are going to get their next drink, and even more importantly how soon.” Flesh up against flesh. It’s the essence of humanity (and of mole rats). Willingness is what counts. Hair of the Dog – I still have a hangover from last night. I slept most of the day. I had done something last night that I regret. I’m not proud of it. But finally I did get up. The later I stay abed the later I’ll stay up tonight. I don’t need to do that again. Go home before you get wasted.  I’d already slept half the day away. “I’ll tell you. Do you have five fucking minutes?” “I don’t have five fucking minutes,” I replied. He was wearing a yellow rain suit. It had not rained all day. It had not rained for at least a week. Nothing in the forecast either. All the tables are occupied. There’s an empty stool at the bar. It’s next to me. It’s a rule on the LA freeway, don’t leave an empty space between you and the car in front of you. Empty space attracts the crazies. An empty bar stool has the same significance. “This seat is taken” I say. A red-head walks in. She’s not in the same league as Donna Pension but not bad given that I’m only on my second beer. Maybe she’ll occupy may vacant space. She doesn’t. She’s meeting someone. She see’s him, a man with mutton-chop whiskers. He’s a dweeb but not crazy like Captain Ahab who sent on his way. He motions her over. She sits down opposite him at his table. They talk. There is golf on the TV. The bartender’s name is Paul. Then my neighbor gets up and puts three dollar bills on the bar and departs. Just my luck. Another empty spot. There is a big tall man with a gray beard with his long hair pulled back in a ponytail. He’s wearing a fake leather coat. “Hey Big Daddy.” “How you doing Paul? Moved in with that girl yet?” “Not yet.” They come and they go, bedmates and barmates. Sometimes they are the same, but not tonight. I leave and catch a bus. I’ll go home and watch some TV. Don’t make the same mistake two nights in a row.  Check for any diseases and get to bed before midnight. Tomorrow night I’ll be in better shape and maybe I’ll have better luck. Here’s hoping that I don’t.

In Jan 2005 the Justice Department informed a watchdog group that copies of the departmental files involving court proceedings against 1200 immigrants arrested and confined since 9/11 without trial would be provided to the group at a total cost of $400 million in accordance with their FOIA request.

Oh lucky Rimbaud
To have the experience of war
First hand at seventeen
Just to have watched it
It was glorious
To have been a boy
            Or to an old man
What didn’t have to fight it
But that was before TV
           
Drug cartels have consistently favored neo-liberal policies

Climate change is a collective problem demanding collective action the likes of which humanity has never actually accomplished. Yet it entered mainstream consciousness in the midst of an ideological war being waged on the very idea of the collective spear – Naomi Kline – The Guardian, May, 2014

You might think that life for a rock would be dull, but it is not. It’s a Marxian state that gets smaller and smaller until it weathers away. Ha, ha – that was a pun. You see, rocks have have a good sense of humor, unlike a lot of other things. Rocks can have fun. A good day (or a good decade for that matter or even a good millennium) is when a human comes along and stubs his toe on you. It’s funny how they hop about on one foot and holler. If you have to wait for nature to take its course – freeze/thaw, frost heaves, a good deluge – that can be dull. But life forms can tickle you – lichens inching along on your face or roots wiggling underneath. You’re never alone. The older generations come by to visit ever once in a while – blown in on the wind. You’re born in the bosom of the earth. Get uplifted and split off of a cliff face. Then tumble down into the valley. Gee, that was fun. Now I’m just sitting here in the sun. I havn’t been just waiting here for you to come along and stub your big toe on. I was once so big that God couldn’t pick me up. Now I’m just a little pebble. Soon I’ll blow away in the wind or wash down the gully in a storm all the way to the sea. Then its time to pick all the pieces up and start over again – difference and repetition – or so the philosophers say. It’s done all the time. If I only had a brain. And if I had an arm to scratch that goddamn lichen with. But then I’d be no better than a human. Got to roll along or I’ll gather moss.

Monday, April 28, 2014

A Little Mystery, a Few Hysterics and a Lot of Headaches – Not Tonight, Dear.




I saw the photograph. It was on Facebook. There I was. She had labeled me. The photograph Bob to took. Everythime I visit, I stand with my sister holding my little dog and Bob takes our photograph. She posted it on Facebook. God was I fat. Yes, I’m the fat one. You can also tell which one is me because I have a beard and she does not.  Winter has not been nice to me. What happened to your girlish figure. Hell, Fred, you never had a girlish figure. You’ve always been a dumpling. Mother’s little butterball. I need to get serious about losing some weight – about 30 pounds worth, I figure. It is that serious. Two years ago the doctor advised me to lose twenty. Frankie posted a comment – “How far north” and I answered to Michigan where my other sister’s son is getting married. I wish Facebook had a way to correct comments after they were posted. I’d also like to Photoshop that picture. Elongate it. Make be tall and skinny. I wish it were just that easy.

I began to wonder if Little People might be useful in solving mysteries. I knew that they could not be turned into detectives. I would have to be the detective. They would not chronicle our adventures either, I would also have to do that.  They were unreliable. They could not (would not) follow directions. They were never dishonest, I’ll grant you that. They knew everything or at least they knew how to know any thing that they might want to know. I think that is a very valuable talent, much more valuable than and set of limited experience.  But how to employ their talents was a whole different matter. I was determined to find a way. But the fact is that I knew nothing about being a detective but I have read a lot of detective novels. But reading romances don’t make you romantic, they make you silly. Neither Agatha Christie nor Dorothy Sayers knew anything about crime or detection themselves for that matter. Agatha proved it when she tried to do Aimee Simply MacPhearson. Where to start? Where to start? With a mystery of course. I had to find a mystery to solve. That was the first step. Then I’d find a way to use my Little People. What I had in abundance was a thirst for adventure and the Little People were my ticket. But first the mystery. I’m trying to think this thing out. I know. Then I discovered that they could read minds. I’ll tell you about it later when I have more time and how I came to find this out and how I intend to exploit this ability. I hope it doesn’t turn out to be another flop like my moonwalking was.

The first time I heard of it, I said, “that’s just plain dumb” and now it’s a billion dollar industry. If only I could make this thing with the Little People work as well. I’d come up with other schemes – like spinning straw into gold, but they hadn’t worked. With the Little People you can’t base your business plan on a character fault like greed or stupidity. That make’s it hard. But I’ll find away for the Little People to facilitate my good fortune. I’ve just got to stick with it. There has to be a way. It’s gotta be a way that benefits others more than me. And if that’s true, I can’t use it to get rich myself.  When the little people discover that their talents are being used to satisfy someone’s baser emotions they have a way of making you fall flat on your face.

Selective information is misinformation – Federal Judge Damon Keith

Male and female orgasms have completely opposite effects on brain activity – enhanced activity in the male brain and decreased activity in the female brain. The male gets excited. The female becomes sedated. That’s the way it seems to always play out.

It’s religion for
            The weak minded
The Bible is a menu
            Pick and choose
Al la carte
            It’s adjustable
One size fits all
            The word of God
There’s something for
            Everyone
Except for the queers
            And the Arabs

I was asked, are Little People individuals? I had been told (by them of course) that they were not since the same physical body could be any one of them but that no two or more bodies could be the same one of them. Under those circumstances, I have to say no, Little People are not individuals. But I can think of no way to substantiate this claim. And, of course, we already know that there can never be just one of them or so they also claim (there may be more and there may be less but there never just one). I have never seen just one, but that doesn’t prove that there can not be just one. I tried an experiment once. There were was more that one of them(if there are any of them they are always more than one) sitting across from me in the booth drinking beer. I took my coat which I had taken off and which I had lying on the seat beside me and thew it over one of them. There was  blurry motion, I think, sort of a wobbling. The one I had thrown my coat over was sitting beside me. I removed the coat that I had thrown over the one across from me and he was a different one than the one who was not sitting beside me. So which one was the one I had covered up, the one beside me or the one across from me? I’m not sure. So you see, at no time was there ever just one of them. And since no two of them can occupy the same body at the same time there must have been a period of transition when there was none of them. So there was never a time when there was just one of them and there may have been a time when there were none of them. Tyring to keep track of them individually is an impossibility.

He [The Lord] is coming back as a warrior carrying a sword. And I believe now – I’ve checked this out – I believe that sword he’ll be carrying when he comes back is an AR-15… If you don’t have one, go get one. You’re supposed to have one. It’s biblical – Jerry Boykin

There is still snow on the ground here – been here for seven days now. It’s the South and it’s mid-March already. It still hugs the lee side of gullies  and the backside of logs and where it was piled up when they plowed the road. A small babbling brook runs next to my campsite.

13,400 separate items of space junk were being tacked in the year 2000. It was then estimated that there were at least 100,000 pieces too small to track. NASA’s estimated of space debris was about 4,000,000 pounds in Low Earth Orbit. A single paint chip was able to gouge the window of the space shuttle sufficiently enough for the astronauts aboard to concerned about its integrity during re-entry.

Even one war in space would encase the entire planet in a shell of whizzing debris that would thereafter make space near the Earth highly hazardous – Joel Primack – The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientist, 2002

We spent a lot of money figuring out high-tech means of defeating an opponent that in the end prove more costly to use than to them – war in space for example. Now we have to figure out ways to protect ourselves from drones. But it is good for the economy – it creates jobs we are being told – and sustains the careers advising us who tell us we need to do it.  Mindless activity can be justified if it creates jobs. Job creation seems to be a very mindless activity.

Young men then went to war believing all of the fine stories they had grown up with; and if, in the end, their disillusion was quite as deep and profound as that of the modern soldier, they had to fall father to reach it – Bruce Catton – Lincoln’s Army, 1951 p17

To fail a Turing test is meaningless. To fool someone into believing that its human, a machine demonstrates that it is intelligent. By failing to do so, it proves nothing.

The human being has 347 different types of sensory neurons in his nose and only three in his eyes

There are some 45,000 items in the average American supermarket – a quarter of them contain corn including many non-food item

There are routinely 250-300 incidents of puppycide reported in the press per year. It is estimated that there are at least a thousand unreported cases. One dog handler claims that 250,000 dogs are killed by police per year. This seems to be high. No one knows for sure. A lot of systematic data on the illegal use of violence is gathered but very little on the legal use of violence. The Indianapolis Star reported  44 cases between 2000 and 2002 in that city alone. The police in Milwaukee killed 434 dogs over a nine year period. But these cases do not report how many of those dogs were actually vicious, how many were stray or how many of them were mercy killings. We do know that SWAT teams routinely shoot dogs.





Tuesday, April 8, 2014

The Average Obese Adult American Male




The average obese American female gets only one hour of vigorous exercise (an exercise that burns fat like jogging or jumping rope) a year. The average obese male does a little better with almost four hours a year. I’m getting old and for me, walking is a vigorous exercise. Or maybe it’s because I’m fat. I can’t do  anything about getting old. And the doctor told me to lose some weight. The news item said that sex was not considered a vigerous exercie for the purpose of this study. It’s just as well as I don’t get much of that either. I’m having a hard time visualizing two fat people having sex. Oh baby, work it, work it. It would not have been a pretty sight. I’m trying to visualize a fat woman jumping a rope. I can’t visualize that either. It’s just as well, as she doesn’t do much of that either.

Big bosomed dolly
Thick boned lass
Starving her flesh
            Singing her blues
Hot mama

Hard blowing harp man
Chicago blues is loud
Bartender says
He’s his ol’ man up there
The man on the bandstand
            He’s a little man (his ol’ man)
Nick nack, patty wack

Chicago is crying
            This winter wind
            Brings tears to your eyes
Any place as cold as this
            Can be rendereded in just
            A few blue notes anytime
And A bunch ot of abstract
            Blue blobs
            Chicago is shrill
Like the wind from the lake

Let me take a moment and introduce
            The Mystery Band to you
Would that be all right?
            Give it up for...
To my left, my good friend...

These are some of the finest blues players in Chicago
Which means they are some to the finest
            Blues players in the world
And my name is Mr. G

Big-handed Wisconsin maid               
Don’t just turn and walk away
            Blond ponytail swishing
Freckles frowning
Just one more time Miss Dairyland

She smelt of mint and new moan
            Hay
Silver bangles glistening
She breezes by in
            An infusion of cornflowers

Young girls turn into women
Their hips broaden
They starve their flesh
            And shave their crotches
And head into the big city

Another Smithwick for me
I was going to be moving on
Three is my limit
And this is my third

I planned more stops tonight
But now it is too late
The blues is great
And there is plenty of space
So I shall stay in this place
            And try to make with the barmaid
Tonight

You can keep the damn cat, baby
This is Chicago style blues
Thank you. Thank you. That was an original song
I’m broke and I am hungry baby
            (and he passes the kitty around)

Baby takes a lot of blame
It is a man’s world after all
Baby gets no respect
Stand behind your woman
And support her in every way

My parents do not share a bedroom. Mother picked out her room. This will be my bedroom, she said. It faces south and looks out onto the garden and the closets are so spacious. I shall have it painted in a pale blue – a pale robin’s egg blue. I will have a white carpet put down with thick pile. It was large and had a bathroom. It’s what they call a master bedroom. They made an offer and agreed on a price and a month later we moved in. That’s when dad decided to occupy that large room my mother had chosen for herself. My mother is not to be pushed around. She likes to feel that she’s a victim  and she gets her revenge. Afer all, he said, it is called the master’s bedroom. This will cause endless difficulty. Is the old man stupid or what?

The previous owner had left a lot of furniture. My brother and I are going through an old desk. But first I want to explain about new a form of moving that I’ve discovered. No lot like moving in or moving furniture or that kind of stuff. This is about a new form of locomotion that involves generating a vibrational energy. I can do it on one foot. I set up a vibration in the sole of my foot and just glide along like a snake. It’s amazing. It’s sort of like moon walking on one foot, but forward rather than in reverse, although it can be done in both directions. Though I never seen a snake move backwards, come to think of it. It was the Little People who gave me this trick. It’s a trick rather than a skill cause not even I know how it’s done. You can’t teach it to anyone. It has somethingd to do with mind control, they told me. We discovered the Little People in the closet in what was supposed to have been my mother’s bedroom, what dad is calling The Master’s Bedroom. There was a little hole in the back of the big closet, in the dark, barely noticeable. We were playing toy soldiers in there when they came marching out in formation through what looked like a mouse hole. They were banging on drums and whistling into fifes and doing their moon-walk. There must have been a gazillon of them. We only play in here when dad’s at work. He would beat the shit out of us with his belt if he caught us in here.

Later as I gained more control of the vibrations, I managed to channel it though my hands. First I tried moon-walking on my hands but I had difficulty with my balance. I kept falling over. Then I discovered I could use it to move small objects – sort of like telekinesis. I try to teach it to my brother. But it won’t work for him. What’s that strange thing that that boy is doing, my father asked? He is not very observant. He doesn’t pay much attention to us, most of the time. Have a word with that boy, he told mom. I don’t want him growing up weird. He comes home from work and goes to his room. He sleeps a lot. He is a policeman. My mother pretended she hadn’t heard him. She is pretending a lot. I didn’t want to get into the middle of it. I quit performing in front of adults, espically the old man.

What about the desk? Oh yes, that. I almost forgot. We pulled out a drawer and removed it from its guides. We were looking for a plastic German soldier that my brother had dropped down a slot behind the desk. It was a kneeling infantryman aiming a rifle. My brother had bitten on the end of the gun.  Behind the drawer we found a shelf on which there were some coins and some paper money in clear plastic envelopes. I have a book about coins. I look them up in my book. They are very rare and worth a long of money. We decide to tell the Little People about them. They advise us to be quiet about what we found. They said that if we gave the stuff that we had found to them they would keep it for us and not tell anyone. That thing you showed me about vibrating your feet, I said. Well I’ve used it to move objects about. And I showed them. Don’t let anyone see you do that, they said. They’ll put you in cage in a laboratory and study you. It happened to one of us. Thanks, I said and gave them all the money that we had found.

Well one day we (my brother and I) were in a truck. We were in back. There was no one up front. The truck started moving and was headed downhill towards our house. I used my telekinesis to stop it, but not before it ran into the house. Straight into the big bedroom were my father was sleeping. He is in the hospital. We when to visit him. Mother and father are talking again but neither of them will talk to us. Dad would but he’s not allowed to shout. It could have been a lot worse, I try to explain, if I hadn’t used my powers to stop the truck when I did. Dad could have he been dead. For that we got a thrashing. What was that for, I asked. For telling lies, my mother said. I told the Little People about it. They laughed. It’s just like the big people, they said.

My uncle  Bill helped my to write this. He is in the army. He said he knew all about the Little People. He wanted me to show him that moon-walk thing. I tried to but found that I could no longer do it. Just like the Little People he said. The end.

Tramping off to work
Tramping
            Tramping
                         Tramping
Tramping off the train
            And into the rain
Tramping in from the ‘burbs
Tramping off to work
Tramping
             Tramping
                        Tramping
Tramping off to work

See them with their dog tags
            Around their necks
Put on your happy face
See them with coffee in their hands yawning
See them
            See them
                        See them off to work
Off to sit behind their desks
See them
            See them
                        See them off to work
With backpacks and handbags and jogging shoes
            Some wear shorts and change at work
See them
            See them
                        See them off their labors

Watch them arrive
Imagine what they do
Which ones are the clerks
And which ones are the bankers
Who works with his hands
And who works with her brains
They are all walking,
            Walking
                        Walking by
Train load by train load they arrive
Working stiffs – men and women
            From the hinterland
They put on their walking shoes
Walking
            Walking
                        Walking
 To uptown elevators
             up into the atmosphere
                        Up sky high
                       
Babies from poor families where are given full-time day care during their first five-years of live grow up to be both more intelligent and more healthy than similar babies not given such care. The results are in from a 42 year study of 100 infants in North Carolina. It was expected that they would be smarter but that they were healthier as adults was totally unexpected. An infant in the group given special care was five times as likely to go on to college as was an infant in the control group.

- from McLeansboro, Illinois