Monday, January 27, 2014

Miss Hinchliffe and Miss Murgatroyd Reconstruct the Crime




“The moon’s still up. I think I’ll go back out”. He had just put his rifle in the rear-window rack of his truck. “A winter travel advisory is in effect,” he says. How does he know that the moon is still out, the fog is so thick? Be sure to wear orange.  It’s permit season. “Yep, if the moon’s up the cattle graze and the fish bite,” he continues. “That’s when you find the deer. They’re usually all over the place but I haven’t seen any in the last few days”. Deer don’t wear orange but they know. Ah  the old coggers. They’ve been at it a while and your just passing thorugh (and aren’t we all  – ain’t your home over yonder, too?)

Red’s Java Hut –a Prohibition Ale and double cheeseburger with fires. I go out into the sun on the patio over the bay. I knew that I liked this place when I peeled back the bun and saw that they had put big gob of mustard on my burger and no ketchup. God, I hate katchup on my burger, but it’s not as bad as having it on you hotdog. I took out my copy of Bukowski’s Hollywood and began reading. Have you noticed that people who dine alone often read? It’s their version of a conversation. I write in the margins of my book. I’m not taking notes That’s what you did in school. I hadn’t been in a classroom in years. I’m jotting down ideas that come to me as I read. I think that’s what the critiques call deep reading, writing stimulated by another writer – all books are compliations of other books (that’s one theory).  And you didn’t so much take notes in school as you highlighted what might have to be regurgatated on a test. Everything has already been gurgitated, one only has to regurgitate. There is a new shingle above the bar – ‘Lotta’s Larger’. Josh says that it is a dark beer with the look of a light and he is right. “Yes,” I say, “Lotta Crabtree, you know who she was, don’t you?” “I got the printout,” he replies. “No need to read it,” I tell him, and I proceed to give him Lotta’s background – from Grass Valley, protégée of Lola Montez, a child start of the stage. There’s a pioneer monument to her down by the ferry building. “History in a glass,” he says.

I want to know
Not just to learn
I want to belong
Not just observe
I want to participate
If I applaude
Will you applaud me too
Can’t we all just get along

Pablo says that you can take a habanera and dice it real fine then you whip your eyes. “Better yet,” I say, “scratch your balls”. “Or take a piss,” he adds. And I realize that we have all been there. We are all members. Empoyees must wash their hands before retuning to work.

If they [the Hell’s Angels] wanted to be artful about bugging the squares they would drop the swastika and decorate their bikes with hammer and sickles. That would raise hell on the freeways.. hundreds of Communists thugs roaming the country on big motorcycles looking for trouble – Hunter S Thompson – The Hells Angels

Walter has brought in eleven books to add to our coffee shop library. I had brought in ten. We have a competition going to see who’s books disappeared the fastest. One of his books is entitled “Ladies on the Loose”. I don’t stand a chance. I’m watching the tv across the room, celebrity news. Cher sings. Do you believe in love? God I hate her whine. His title was catchy, but it was not that racy. It was about women travel writters.

I look at the anthologies in the big chains and campus bookstores, even the small press opium dens, all those stanzas against that white space – they just look like the models in catalogs. The models have arms and legs and a head, the poems mostly don’t, but other than that it’s hard – for me anyway – to tell them apart – Bob Perelman – The Future of Memory

Al is complaining about always winding up with crazy women. “Who else would have us”, I reply. “I guess you’re right”, he said. “Your friend gone”, Dave asks? “Yeah he’s moved on.” “He reminds me of Charlie Manson,” Dave says. “Yeah,” I said, “I can see a resemblance.” “I think that you think I can’t play the guitar,” Charlie had said as he did an air guitar. “I have no reason to believe that you can’t,” I reply. “Yeah,” he says, ‘Its because I’m not famous.” Charlie was trying to drink my beer. I reclaimed it from him. It may have been a hazardous move on my part but he only slunk away. The bartender, had given me a wink, “Is he bothering you? Do you want me to take car of him,” he asked? “No, that’s not necessary,” but it was good to know that if things got out of hand, I had backup. With some people you don’t want to get too friendly. He was one of them. The line between friendly and unfriendly is sometimes razor thin. He had said that some people liked him and that others couldn’t stand him. And then he asked what I thought. I knew I should  have keep my mouth shut but I didn’t. “Well, I said, at one moment you are charming and then at the next you are obnoxious.” “Well,” he barks. “that makes me sound like a schizophrenic.” And to think this guy had onve been a high school band director, Charlie Manson and Jack Black all rolled up into one. “What are you,” he says “a fucking genius?” Why is it that psychos are so good at reading other people?

What a sham
The ancient shrines
No longer sit on their
            Annointed sites
And they’re all made
            Of concrete
With stone vaneers
Just another locus
Of an ahistorical hustle
So mundane, urbane
Now worldly
Such progress
A commodified heritage
It’s all we’ve got
Get in line, but a ticket
Take a photograph
Share online

Travelers only tell you the picture produced in their own brain by what they see, otherwise the world would be like a pawn broker’s shop, where every traveler wears the cast-off clothes of others – Bayard Taylor – Views-afoot, 1846

There a homeless man sleeping in the back yard. I tell hem that he can’t sleep here. He’s quite willing to move, go somewhere else but wants to know  where he should go. Hell, I don’t know, but you can’t sleep here, I tell him. There was another homeless man sleeping in a tree about ten feet away. I looked around. Every back yard seems to have its homeless man sleeping in it. I hadn’t noticed this before. It would selfish of me to insist on having the only back yard without a resident homeless man. I let him go back to sleep.

The situation is this
            The murderer
Doesn’t anticipate
            His/her crime
Will be subjected
            To Miss Marple
The genre demands
            Detection
And form the guilty
            Confessions
So when planning
            Your crime
Never, never commit it
            In St Mary Mead
Keep your eyes peeled
            For old pussies

I am interested only in helping those who are in thrall to an individualistic, indifferent and self-centered mortality to be freed from those unworthy chains and to attain a way of living and thinking which is more human, noble and fruitful, and which will bring dignity to their presence on this earth – Pope Francis

The tendency to divide what is indivisible encourages us likewise to unitize what us un-unitable

Not on the wealthy, who buy only what they want when they want it, was the vast superstructure of industry founded and built up, but on those who aching for luxury beyond their reach and for leisure forever denied them – Dorothy Sayers – Murder Must Advertise, 1933

There was
            And had always been
Those other worlds
The one that exists
            In the dark
And that one that comes out
            Only in the light
The world unwanted
The world I wanted
The world unseen now
            Do you remember it?
The world unknown
            Yet dreamed of
            Suppose we can still find it?
The world we knew
The world as reproduced
            All of it
The worlds secreted
The worlds of secrets
Silent worlds on silent nights
Worlds and words
Words and worlds

To call a cat a quadruped and then say that because cats and dogs are both quadrupeds, I shall call them all cats, does not change the nature of cats. Neither does it confuse dogs; it merely confuses the reader – G Dalton “Bride Wealth” vs. “Bride price”, 1966

Bibliophiles are a peculiar lot. It’s odd. I’m thinking, that so many cute Asian babes are attracted to the reception at the Center for the Book. But mostly it’s geeky old white men. A number 22 bus going out of service dumps every one off where I waiting at the stop. Another goes by, also headed fro the barn. The old man is cursing. He tries chasing it down. “How can you pass up nine people waiting for a bus”, he hollers. But another comes by a minute later and stops and we all board. I count us. We are nine. He got the number exact. Counted as he lite his cigarette and coughed. Just like an old bibliophile. Afterwards I had a raspberry herbal tea. A slow lazy jazz number was playing. One that just mellows you out into an early morning filled with a smoky, half drunk haze that makes you wonder why you are not at home in bed - asleep. And you think that you just might be, but somehow know that life is not that kind. I had heard the first bibliophile praising another bibliophile saying that he had a better memory than himself. I had had enough of bibliophiles for one night, but I dreamed of rice dolls all the rest of the night. One had been wearing a mauve satin skirt and a fuzzy white sweater. She has  a squeaky voice. But I like my women with big noses and at least some ass. My little Minnie mouse didn’t cut any mustard.

The reformist center-left… has enthusiastically rebranded itself a servant of global capital – Andrew O’Hehir – Salon

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