Monday, April 22, 2013

A McRib is a Body Without Organs (McBwO)




A Corporation is a Person without a Heart (PwH). 
Ft Kearny - via wagontrain 

It is cold. It is not snowing, yet. I encountered flurries east of Winona. I was told that the road up the hill would be closed if it snows. I had been warned, but I chose a site up here on top of the hill anyway. I go into town to get provisions. I am prepared to wait it out. They are predicting eight or nine inches tonight. I get out my union suit. I had difficulty finding it.  I had had not worn it in over a year. The weather does not keep the trout fishermen out of the river.  They waddle around in waders. The siren goes off at seven, morning and evening – start casting; stop fishing. Wadders hang on the lines frozen stiff. They calculate how many tout will be caught and release enough for a few to make it downstream. I am up on top of the hill. I am fat and warm. I am content. I am not wadding in a cold stream with water up to my asshole.

Ragged men cower / Under the doorways: / Umbrellas nod like drowsy birds. / Bat-umbrellas, / Teetering, balancing, / Where will you spread your wings to-night?  John Gould Fletcher. Goblins and Pagodas

A big flock of turkeys – a really big flock – thirty; no they are still coming – fifty, maybe. Perhaps sixty. Heads all down pecking as they stroll though camp. A few attempt to fly – a hop hop and a flutter and they get airborne for a few feet – maybe fifty. Perhaps sixty at the most. They are scattered between here and the bathhouse.

What Baudelaire Liked, Baudelaire Got

Your hair on the pillow
A heart atremble like a baby bird
To fly above morbid miasma
To the charming smiles of angels
Here the dark storm of my youth rages

Time and the damn enemy that gnaws this heart
Oh to plunge as into the bosom of your image
Entwined in blue like a misunderstood Sphinx
A strong criminal soul desires
For naked perfumed slaves

To survey at leisure your magnificent parts
Oh, my Giantess when nature brings forth child monsters
And beauty, who cares – whether from heaven or from hell
Lead me by scent toward fascinating parts

The perfume of green tamarind trees
Oh fleece, oh ringlets, oh petrified perfume!
Ecstasy! This evening

Passionately drunken
Like a chorus of worms
My fine cat retract your claws

I like you that way!
Hair, living sachet, bedroom censer
Don’t look for my heart, the beasts have eaten it.

If he’d only stick to whiskey and water, no ice, he’d never have those blackouts. It’s the ice they put into your drink that does it – Raymond Carver – Where I’m Calling From, 1989 p291

1915 – the year that the number of fatalities from automobiles exceeded that of the number of deaths due to horse drawn vehicles. The odds that a horseback rider will end up in the emergency room – 1:4,000. A serious injury occurs for every 350 hours of riding. Horseback riding is 20 times as dangerous as riding a motorcycle. Which means that by 1915 the number of trips by automobile was already vastly exceeding the number of trips taken by horse. Automobiles per mile traveled are safer than horses. Airplanes are safer than automobiles. The problem is the exponential number of more miles one travels via cars or airplanes not their safety per se. To extend the analogy, walking is probably our most dangerous  mode of transportation and space travel our safest. Conclusion – the faster you go, the safer your are. It’s the deceleration that causes all the problems.

You only think in so far as you are unable to recognize: when you encounter something that you cannot recognize, it is then that you begin to think. What are you thinking about? If I could say, I wouldn’t be thinking. The object of encounter presents itself to affect or sensation alone, rather than to conscious thought or recognition. 

One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of accidentally becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem involved in becoming your own father or mother that a broadminded and well-adjusted family can't cope with. There is also no problem about changing the course of history – the course of history does not change because it all fits together like a jigsaw. All  the important changes have happened before the things they were supposed to change and it all sorts itself out in the end.  The major problem is quite simply one of grammar.  Douglas Adams – Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy  p245

Of all the winds that blow upon love – Gustave Flaubert

...Destroying every pleasure,
Banishing it by wishing
For it to be too great

‘Everyone does exist in Paris’ he replied.
This was the decisive argument
It entirely convinced her.
She had made up her mind

“One should avoid getting used to
Inaccessible pleasures when
One is burdened by
So many responsibilities...”.
“Oh, I can imagine.”
“No, you can’t, you are not a woman.”

And according to what she was saying,
Her voice was clear, sharp,
Or suddenly all languor,
Lingering out in modulations that
Ended almost in murmurs
As she spoke to herself,
Now joyous, opening big naive eyes,
Then with her eyelids half closed,
Her look full of boredom,
Her thoughts wandering

A demand for money being,
Of all the winds that blow upon love,
The coldest and most destructive

As humanity perfects itself,
Man becomes degraded.
When everything is reduced
To the more counter-balancing of
Economic interests,
What room will there be for virtue?

The paradox of revolution – a revolution that leaves the sanctity of personal property intact is meaningless and a revolution that advocates the socialization of property is improbable. But to be cynical and pretend that it is otherwise is impossible, unless of course it is a counter-revolution that one pursues. In which case the sanctity of private property means everything and anything is possible. And just what is a revolution? A revolution is the process whereby the impossible becomes possible. So then a counter-revolution would the transformation of the possible into the impossible and I’ve see a lot of that lately.

Conservatives know what they want: that everyone should believe what they believe (what boors). Liberals know what they don’t want: that everyone should believe what they believe (what snobs).

Ice again in the night
            During the dark the
            Temperature drops
But blue skies today. Coffee is on
The dredges of last night’s wine
            Wash down the
                        Meds
It was cold when I got up
She had left late
            Got up without
            Saying a word
Her little red Nash was
            Out on Route 66
            Before the sun came up
It will all work out
            When it gets dark
                        Again

The more that serve, the fewer there are that get served. That is the nature of a service economy.

College-educated women typically have their first child two years after marrying. High school graduates as a group have their first child two years before they marry

The state of exception is no longer a state of exception and that in itself has become a state of exception

34 degrees; 70% chance of precipitation. High tomorrow of 48 and a low of 32

Does a McRib need a McBib?